im tired but i cant sleep and im hungry and i want to eat cake
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
I guess we know what Chemical X is
There you go, anon! His smile is so heartwarming ♥
Anonymous requested: Brian greeting his new pal, Toto.
Life on the Road does strange things to a person. It might seem to be all glamour, but, once loneliness sets in….
One welcomes any new pal to talk to.
I’m adopting this little chap (he’s called Toto) to be my closest pal on the remainder of the tour.
See how he talks to me?! He has a warmed seat ! never fails to open up to me. And he will give my undercarriage a fabulous oscillating wash - and a gentle blow-dry.
Aaaah … My new pet !
Yep - it finally all got to me !
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING
Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs.
I guess he’s just Mr Kr now